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Ness killing Link. He was arrested shortly after for 2 seconds. Which to Ness is 2 years.

Ness is some dumb moron who lives in Eagleland, New York. His friends are some retarded blonde kid and An alien from Kepler-250. He tried to hack the UnMario Wiki, but failed miserably.

Facts About Ness[]

  • Hes secretly a bisexual.
  • He fails at everything.
  • He used to hate pie until he actually tried Apple Pie and liked it.
  • He Eats Transformers. >:D


  • His mother was born in Moscow, Russia.
  • He hates Team Fortress 2.
  • He throws poop at Yoshi.