Ness is some dumb moron who lives in Eagleland, New York. His friends are some retarded blonde kid and An alien from Kepler-250. He tried to hack the UnMario Wiki, but failed miserably.
Facts About Ness
- Hes secretly a bisexual.
- He fails at everything.
- He used to hate pie until he actually tried Apple Pie and liked it.
- He Eats Transformers. >:D
- His mother was born in Moscow, Russia.
- He hates Team Fortress 2.
- He throws poop at Yoshi.